Well if it ain’t portable we don’t want it. It’s insane. Your phone, your computer, your drinks now even people are portable beyond belief. While on my lunch break today I got a clear visual and it seems there is a phenomenon that has added an extra lump somewhere in the couch cushion in the immobile community. I seen a guy riding around on a mobile scooter. How lazy can one group of people be?
Americans on Rascals. Scooter Pigs.
It appears that walking has become such a daunting task for individuals. Really? You can’t walk up the street? Maybe that’s what your fat ass needs. Not to sit on a motorized scooter because it makes life easier than one of my exs.
I could see maybe if you’re old and your legs work as good as the end you throw away from an amputee. It’s disgusting.
I know I’m not the thinniest person on the sea saw but if I get so fat and lazy that I require a Rascal to move around because my own motor skills need to be worked on then you better believe I’m going to cherry bimb you on the sea saw and do something about it.
What’s it cost to buy one of those $600? $1,000? Pretty sure you could buy yourself a gym membership for at least 2 years and lose 40-50 pounds.
So before you start checking pay phones for loose change to buy you very own ScooterPig Scooter; take a walk, enjoy your day, get mobile under your own legs.