All my loves.

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And he has more hair than me. I’m so happy for him.

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Please give it up for my son, fighting out of the blue corner, 1 foot 8 inches tall, weighing in at 7lbs 3oz Easten Louron Renwick

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I feel as if i’m being threatened. #pie

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I was gonna do stand up tonight but I guess i’m getting a makeover!!

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This happened earlier today with my daughter. So who the hell gets the wish?

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My hairline looks like the old @skidooofficial logo #fml

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Why didn’t 9 months go this fast in high school?

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